“Heracles is famous for his sexual prowess, but one nude statue of him in a park in France will now largely go phallus-free. Authorities in the southwestern town of Arcachon have decided to bestow a 10-foot-tall statue of the Greek hero with a prosthetic penis, to be affixed only during ceremonies […] It appears that local hooligans, apparently quite thirsty for a piece of Heracles, often steal his marble member, and the detachable piece is the best solution officials could come up with to put an end to the shenanigans.”
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