Basil- and making love to a sheep

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I arrive in Basel, it was all the smoke and flames I had read about.

I was asked by my friends at Trendbeheer to do a report about Basel. So, Im going to start off this report with a quick joke- I hope you will get it and you will understand why I tell it.

A young man has been out in the country side and has not had the companionship of a woman for months. During dinner the shy young man, asks his fellow sheep herders how they are able to survive for so long with out the company of woman?

“Well,” the older of the men says, ” we find ourselves a sheep to our liking, and we fornicate with it, and thats how we survive”. The shy boy shakes his head and says “no way, I would never do that !”

Several months pass, and the boy cant help himself. He looks around to make sure he is alone, and then he proceeds to have sex with the sheep. Several minutes pass when the shy boy hears laughter from behind. He turns around and notices all of his work mates laughing. “But I though you said it was ok!” the boy screams in embarrassment. “Yes” said the older man, ” but not with an ugly one!”

There were a lot of sheep and I am not going to report on the pretty ones or the ones I liked- beautify is in the eye of the beholder- Ones man’s hot sheep is not anothers- (Woman, please understand that I use men with hopes that you understand that the joke can be switched into female form.)

The Rev.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Even a worm turns into a butterfly.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Just because I know how to use instagram mean I know how to take a good picture.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I venture into the village called Basel. Every night people go to the Kunst hall to get WASTED! I must say this is where it.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Although it looks like the Jeff Koons banner is hung like shit, it is.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I guess even the swiss like to have fun.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I go to the art fair, and I see something which are familiar.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

It was nice to see that even in these times of government cuts, there was still a living Dutch artist being represented.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Silence

Basil- and making love to a sheep

The one and only.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I see dead people.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Another dead one.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Like Picasso, somethings just never fall out of fashion.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

SOLD.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Where is my Limosine.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I guess I take the bus.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Where is my bus.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

I dont know who this was, but it was in a green house like installation and is so funny.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

How does it feel_ You like me take pictcha of you_ I guess so.

Basil- and making love to a sheep

Is Switzerland Gay_ Of course its gay! ( gay like happy)

Basil- and making love to a sheep

.YES.

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